Simtaur and Nettinsi

Brick Bonsai

2012-01-27T16:51:00.000Z

2011-11-30T08:39:00.000Z

2011-10-25T12:17:00.002+01:00

Concept Car Teaser

2011-02-25T15:01:00.001Z

Full story to follow soon

Lookin' at you Kiddo

2011-01-29T13:07:00.000Z

In a rare moment of Joy, Geebee the land snail smiles appreciatively for the camera before heading for today's lunch of fresh cucumber...... Yum

Cavey alert

2010-10-22T11:59:00.002+01:00

Caveys were introduced to the UK in Watford but have now spread to the surrounding countryside. Their numbers are increasing!

Cheers for the biscuits Holly.

Ice Age Skumbo

2010-10-01T10:49:00.000+01:00

Lego Zombie

2010-08-27T10:20:00.000+01:00

A bit of fun on a Friday morning.
Yellow 'brick' road to follow.

Toy fair

2010-01-28T20:37:00.000Z

And there goes the London Toy Fair for another year...

The best thing we saw was the full-size Tron Legacy Light Cycle (courtesy of Gentle Giant) on the Spin Master stand.

Top toys for us goes to Hasbro for finally having the sense to produce a Boba Fett Helmet and weapon for kids to menace old ladies in as well as a flippin ATAT toy so big that it should come with a lead and a license!

Personnel salutations to Andrew at Bandai for picking up a Best Toy award for the Ben 10 Alien Force Plumbers Communicator (developed by Morpheus in record time). We knew it would work!

Our regards to all who went. Nice to see you, catch up, press flesh, drink tea and generally noodle about with. Seeya in February!

Fancy Dress Dog

2010-01-18T10:21:00.000Z

Here's one for Doris!
I think this is flippin' ace!
I just love the fact that this guy has spent so long on this fantastic costume... for his dog. Notice how he makes him where it even though he's just got his jeans and an anorak on.
Hands up all those of you who've been to a fancy dress party that wasn't. I did... went as an amoeba with my bud Darren (God rest his sole) in a Gorilla suit. We drove for an hour, stopped for petrol and went to the cash point nearly got in a fight before we even got there ... what twats!

Army of Darkness

2010-01-14T11:53:00.000Z

The results of our recent foray into slushing..... Rank and file Winter Nibblers all destined for the Taratulas stables.
Check'em out at http://thetarantulas.bigcartel.com/

Have you had any snow?!

2010-01-08T07:22:00.000Z

Well hasn't it been fun? Trying to get to work without totalling cars, bikes and fence posts? Hands up every one with completely inappropriate gloves and foot ware. And is it me or does the 4 inches of snow give you the right to arrive at work late, eat all the biscuits and bacon butties you physically can then leave early? Yeh.... Continental!

The coming of the first machine

2010-01-03T21:44:00.000Z

Baby Hedgehog

2009-12-07T16:28:00.000Z

One for you Holly.......
I was wondering what baby Hedgehogs look like... now I know....
Next week tune in to fine out how they taste!

Crocodile Shoes

2009-12-01T13:55:00.001Z

One for all those trainer lovin' fools out there!

Camouflage

2009-10-21T16:01:00.000+01:00

Jon's 360 tagged with the mark of the Morph.
We are preoccupied with camo.....and I'm sure this won't be the last of it.

Can not be seen at a Gamestation near you....

Nos sileo pro Laganum

2009-10-15T10:52:00.000+01:00

Here at Morpheus we believe in hard work punctuated with plenty of tea and biscuits.
We all try and cycle in at least a couple of times a week... to save the waist line, a few pennies and a small bit of planet.
Today Holly has made spooky Halloween wholemeal biscuits... what fun!
Thank you Holly!

Looks like we're cycling again tomorrow......

Model or model?

2009-10-07T15:14:00.000+01:00

When action figures go bad.

2009-08-27T11:22:00.000+01:00

Where's Richard O'Brien now then?

2009-08-23T12:01:00.000+01:00

Not the set from Camerons "Avatar" but........ Massive beams of selenite dwarf human explorers in Mexico's Cave of Crystals, deep below the Chihuahuan Desert. Formed over millennia, these crystals are among the largest yet discovered on Earth.

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2008/11/crystal-giants/shea-text

Darth Vader 30th Anniversary Head

2009-08-21T12:41:00.000+01:00

1 Darth Vader head, 4 people, 50 hours, 200 cups of tea, 12500 angel tears.

Sponge Bob Square Pants

2009-08-20T09:15:00.000+01:00

Another digital wonder from the Morpheus Bunkers Mr K.
Fully posable, deformable, scalable and printable..... but he can't cook burgers.

Rocket

2009-08-18T09:44:00.000+01:00

TinTin Rocket, We know it should be red and white but...

Well ..... that's something you don't see everyday!

2009-08-04T22:05:00.000+01:00

The joys of theme park sculpture!

2009-05-07T22:09:00.000+01:00

Messers Simtaur and Nettini

2009-05-07T21:25:00.000+01:00

So who are Messers Simtaur and Nettinsi you ask?

Are they purveyors of the finest Wellington Boots or a pair of Bassoon playing FrancoLatvian Hit Men or just plain old forms of machine code?

They are actually words a friend of ours has inadvertently invented......

An operation on his brain has left him with a loss of written language and speech and no control in the right side of his body. During his recovery he has recently picked up a pencil. The only 2 words he's written are SIMTAUR and NETTINSI.

As he can't verbalise his thoughts knowone has any idea of what he actually means. He does do a pretty good "FRUSTRATED!" expression at the moment but we don't think it is that.

Personally I think they sound like the names of character fonts.

"Dave" is a modelmaker and airbrush illustrator. Luckily he's also left handed so we're betting that he'll be drawing something himself soon.

Both words sound as though they should mean something so start blagging them into your emails and pint top conversations.......And stop fingering your nettinsi you crazy simtaurs!